Hoodie Accomplished


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If the bathing suit industry has failed me, Old Navy has hit right on the mark. New hoodie is pea-green and lovely; warm enough for breezy summer nights but light enough to wear in the sun. A friend of mine was so jealous he immediately ran out and bought himself a zip-jacket. Admittedly it was […]

April 28, 2008

Bikini: a Toll (on my Self-Esteem)


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The general audience for bikini shoppers, according to retailers, is thus:1) B (or less) -sized boobies, that2) naturally hold their own perky shape, and which3) are younger than the age of 22, and also4) of a texture that has not seen substantial weight loss. The visual representation, via Venn diagram: This may be the first […]

April 25, 2008

Alright, So


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Yes, I realize that’s an improper construction. You learn the rules so you can break ‘em. I would like to dedicate this post to one Action Jackie, who has taken it upon herself to be my personal life coach for the last few days when I’ve been feeling a bit down. To wit: telling me […]

April 23, 2008

Timeline*


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Okay, so there comes a time in the lives of every man when she realizes that she hates her job, her peers, and by extension her very being.** I have not hit this point yet, but I see it glowering on the horizon, and it’s time to do something about it other than burying myself […]

April 15, 2008

Seuss Reportedly Afroozle Over Who-zel


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From the Onion: “So to Audrey, you whore, you sad sack of a wife:Listen close. Pay attention, for once in your life.You give Fox In Sox to those sharks who made ElfAnd so help me, I’ll rise up and kill you myself.” WORD.

April 8, 2008

IM what IM


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Dibble: How would you classify “Lord of the Rings” ?beedoo: um… “something so done I can’t even make a joke?”Dibble: No, genre-wise. It’s not sci-fi.beedoo: Oh, fantasy. If you’re ever not sure, do a dragon check.Dibble: So what’s “Lost in a Good Book” ?beedoo: Fantastic Fiction: the rules of the current universe are in effect, […]

April 4, 2008