I had to bust out the sewing machine early this year. Usually, it follows soon after I unpack the summer clothes (in order to ensure wiggle room for the new season), but my sad, sad backpack needed a little Botox—or rather, collagen. Years of wearing it the in the “cool,” non-beaten-up-getting way (i.e. over one […]
Direct quote from my sister.Heavily photoshopped YouTube video to follow.
SOOZ: Which explorer first came to China with his father and uncle, Niccolo and Maffeo? ME: Um, Marco Polo? SOOZ: Hee. Yes. ME: Maffeo, Marco and Niccolo Polo? SOOZ: Apparently. ME: No wonder he left home. SOOZ: Yeah, it doesn’t really get more Italian than that. ME: Not with crusty bread and Parmigiano-Reggiano. SOOZ: That’s […]
“You gotta go where you wanna go, Do what you wanna do, With whoever you (you!) wanna do it with…” And I shall, oh, how I shall.These next two months are going to be interminable. *Hey, annoying pop song: Isn’t this the town where everyone knows your name? Or were you being ironical?
LUNGevity Foundation’s 3rd Annual Lung Cancer Walk-a-thon: charitable peregrination of my love. I’m walking for lung cancer in just three short weeks. As CD noted, my goal is rather pitifully low; this is so I can comfortably make up the difference myself if I fall short. In an attempt to give all family donations to […]
With the episode of the British quiz show QI in which Stephen Fry refers scatalogically to The DaVinci Code as “the worst kind of ass gravy,” my threesome dreams of Fry and Laurie bloom like crocuses through the snow. Happy Ostara.
My very first St. Patrick’s Day green beer.* Interesting that my younger brother and sister, 21 and 24 respectively, both knew about the green beer phenomenon. This either means that they are cooler than I am, or I am a big nerd who didn’t have a whole lot of drinking friends in high school (see: […]
It’s Doppelganger’s world today, and we’re all just living in it. Let me say that there aren’t many books that I have said I read when I didn’t, because as I am The World’s Worst Liar (caps necessary; I have documentation), it would go something like this: “Yeah. No, wait, the one? Yeah, I read […]
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My mother got it into my head that we should do something big this year, since we are all relatively well, fit and able-bodied; thus was born the idea to Walk for the Cure. After much talk, planning, and excitement, I went to the website to read the small, monkey-wrench shaped fine print: if you […]