Strike a Poser


The Olympics are over, and while I have enjoyed watching them, I am enthused that I may now watch Jeopardy again. I only have a few comments on the closing ceremony, and they are entirely topical, so I apologize. Ok, so, do you know who this is? Oh, you know you do. That’s right—it’s Avril […]

February 28, 2006

Pastry Powerrrr!


I’m having a sugar high of the most insane degree. I’ve tried to do three different things, but couldn’t focus on any one of them for longer than a minute, and had to switch back between the others, all with a mumbled running commentary. To myself. I’m betting everyone thinks I’m crazy now, if they […]

February 24, 2006

How English Majors Get Down


My little sister asked me to take a look at her film paper the other day, as I have this whole useless education in the field of writing papers, and I have to tell ya, it was a wicked good time. I’ve never had so much fun correcting papers; maybe it was the email format, […]

February 23, 2006

It’s a Disease


I’m sorry there have been no posts lately—I was struck with an illness. An infection, really, which caused me to miss work at both jobs on Monday and be pretty much useless yesterday. If you want to know the details, go here, but I don’t recommend it for those who know me personally. If you […]

February 22, 2006

Jackie Speaks


Jackie feels like she was misrepresented yesterday, so for the sake of her reputation, I wanted to reprint her objections here: OK, I need to defend myself as Sarah’s “paraphrasing” makes me look ditzy at best. Yes, I know the words to the Captain Planet song, but I also remember the lyrics to horrible pop […]

February 17, 2006

O Captain, My Captain


Jackie knows all the words to the Captain Planet theme song. That in itself is pretty funny, but it gets better; I didn’t know them, so I had to look them up… check them out. Captain Planet, he’s our heroGonna take pollution down to zero He’s our powers magnifiedAnd he’s fighting on the planet’s side […]

February 16, 2006

The Party: Part II


The Singing: So at about ten o’clock, we move it into the bar. I didn’t reserve enough seats (since I didn’t expect quite this big a turnout) but luckily it was still considered early for drinking, and we were able to spill over a few tables. I had just finished my first pint when Jackie […]

February 15, 2006

The Party: Part I


Now, before the night even started, I had had a pretty good day. The only thing on my to-do list was working out, and I had all day to get around to it. So, I went shopping with my mother and little sister, had a spot of lunch, and then came home to a nice, […]

February 14, 2006

You Guys. Seriously.


I’m so tired today. I cannot write much, as I have a few deadlines at work, but I would be remiss if I didn’t tell everyone how much fun I had this weekend. I smiled until my face hurt; I can’t remember the last time that happened. I also got drunk, and I really can’t […]

February 13, 2006

Faces of Eve


I have got some wicked PMS today. I have been rude to every person I’ve spoken to, and taken everything people have said to me entirely personally. Yesterday I ate everything in sight, and so it follows that today must be the day I bring the pissitude to all around me. If you want to […]

February 10, 2006