Month: January 2006

Lights! Hair! Drinking!

OK, I guess I should get down what I remember of the office holiday party before I forget it all, for the sake of continuity, and also to show you people that I am not as lame as I have led you to think. The wearing of the dress, heels, strapless bra and assorted girl-wear …

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Mice, Mice Baby

I Am Not a Scaredy-Cat(Although a Cat Would Come In Handy) A short play for two people by Beedoo. [BEEDOO gets out of bed, walks into hallway and turns on lights. As is her wont, she wanders sleepily toward the kitchen in her scanty night-things, turning on lights as she goes.] BEEDOO’S INNER MONOLOGUE:Mmrf. Tired. …

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Can I Party or WHAT?

I begin with a shout-out:Jen: As you may have noticed, I didn’t call you. Sorry. It was my triannual Social Life Night. We’ll talk over the weekend, probably while my laundry’s in. Love, Your Babies’ Favorite Aunt. And as long as I’m callin’ out my homies, let’s all welcome Jackie, first-time reader (and hopefully new …

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Insecurity

I have to pluck my eyebrows tonight. I hate doing it, because it seems like a wicked waste of my time, but I have a shindig to attend on Friday where people may or may not be looking at me intently. I always feel guilty when I have an eye appointment and I have unkempt …

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*sigh*

My boss gets back from his trip today; why is it that I seem to have more work when he’s gone than I do while he’s here? In true bipolar fashion, my hair doesn’t seem as horrible today. Maybe the inch I let it grow out over the past week was all it needed not …

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